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Want to Be a Rockstar? Wear Your Sunglasses In the Toilet Cubicle.
I’m currently on MSN with Isobel, and she told me I have no email because I’m simply not cool, because I don’t wear Primark Ray Bans into toilets, like she does (this makes her a rockstar). I was going to reply, “I am a rockstar, I’m watching the TV with the sound turned down!” But Continue reading
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HEY BABY I WROTE YOU A POEM; an Email by Ruby.
From: Ruby To: Francesca Subject: HEY BABY, I WROTE YOU A POEM Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:27:29 +0100 O! Fair Frank, why has of late your fair correspondence not graced my humble inbox? Will, perhaps, a sonnet written in your name suit to make the communication that was once abundant between us flow readily once Continue reading
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I Can’t Actually Remember What I Look Like Without Hair Product.
Some of you wanted to know what my straight hair looks like: Today, however, it’s all about the curly hair. For example: Hahaha, begone, faded blonde-grey hairs! You shall haunt me no more, my hair is blue again! It was done up all fancy because the junior in the shop, Lisa, had her assessor from Continue reading
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It’s the 2nd of April… That Has Nothing to Do With this Blog.
Some of you may be aware of a little project called #SINGItForJapan – if not, Ray Toro can explain, he’s the one behind it. Anyway, here is my contribution. Not very fancy, but I’ve only had Photoshop ten minutes. In other news, please vote for My Chem in MTV’s March Madness contest. You know the MCRmy Continue reading
