School
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A Poem About Leaving School
I have graced the hallways of my school for seven entire years, roughly the equivalent of the time it takes to get to the front of a queue in the post office. Typically students bring in notebooks into which other students write farewell messages of good luck and sappy happiness. I forgot to get a Continue reading
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Pancake Day! Or, Not.
You know those weeks when you think it’s Wednesday when it’s Tuesday and Thursday when it’s Wednesday and Monday was a fortnight ago? Yep yep. I also can’t remember what I wanted to talk about so let’s all talk about Pancake Day (which I thought was either yesterday or 30th March). Last year’s was my Continue reading
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The Six O’Clock News: a Quick Lesson Borrowed from an Actual Lesson
As I hauled myself out of bed this morning the newsreader bloke mentioned that some higher-up in the EU had spoken out against the British government for spreading “myths” about immigration. I thought a few swearwords that are usually too foul for that time of day except I was late and did not need to Continue reading
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Internet Stuff and Stuff
What is this ‘school day’? I wish it would just go away. Like Christmas has. And Sherlock will. Though Christmas will be back first. With less death. Probably. A few weeks ago I took part in a virtual panel discussion, aka an email, which has recently been published here. Some of my answers got cut, Continue reading
