January 2011
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“I think we should go and show Sarah; but I’m not actually wearing any trousers.”
Good evening. Or is it the afternoon still? The clock says a quarter to five, but my curtains are shut. Discuss below. Anyway, here is the evidence of my weekend: There’s more, but I can’t get my mini SD card out of my phone to stick them on here. Also I can’t give away Continue reading
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This Time One Week Ago, I Was a Bat. Complete With Cave.
I pause in my revising of ultrasound waves to talk about the first week back at school. Jesus H. Christ. How can a week only four days long go on forever????? If you answer that question, I will give you a million pounds. Or a guest-post explaining it. But – seriously – I don’t get Continue reading
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Is 2011 Pronounced ‘Twenty Eleven’ or ‘Two Thousand and Eleven’?
I thought I’d do the post-at-exactly midnight thing, because it’s exciting. Of course, doing it the other 364 midnights of the year would be mediocre. I think the last twelve months have had a pretty good ratio of shit:pretty okay:EXCELLENT, and I just wanted to say happy new year to everyone. I hope good stuff Continue reading
