Holidays
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Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)
We did this in Maths today, my last lesson of 2010. I’m putting it on here with correct answers so you can do better than 13/22, which is what my friend and I got. My theory is that if we gave it to every adult looking to immigrate to England, and they scored less than 12,… Continue reading
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Why Twit/Twat/Tweet When You Can Blog?
Sitting next to a perpetually hyperactive teenager (Elizabeth) is amusing. But it does give me motion sickness after a while. I would put that on Twitter since it’s probably less than 140 characters or whatever, but thinking of Twitter reminded me of advent… See the sidebar? See the Twitter bit? And the TwitPic links?… Continue reading
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Ruby’s Social Experiment to Go to Sleep, or, How to Become a Raving Lesbian in Six Steps
Scene: Victoria Sea View Hotel, Scarborough, Yorkshire Step 1) When a person knocks on the door, turn out light and pretend to be asleep before the door opens (there is no lock). Step 2) Sarah walks in and asks for her iPod back. Step 3) Within a second, two or three… Continue reading
