Complaints
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Wanted: a Life
This morning I’ve done some pretty interesting stuff, like get left behind by my mother when she went to walk Fred and finally clean up the dust on the bedside cabinet, but part of me feels it just isn’t… Enough. So, dear readers, I am asking you for your wisdom. How do people… Continue reading
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It’s That Time of Week Again
Meet Phil. He is my family’s Dogs Trust sponsor dog, and I want to visit him, but Google Maps has informed me that Dogs Trust Shoreham is near Brighton, which is Down South, thus hard to get to. Wanted to share his ears with the world as they are quite spectacular. I… Continue reading
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The First of the Month is a Good Time to Gain Perspective, Possibly
I try really hard not to go all emoshit artistitis on here, but I’m afraid I need to take a moment to gather my thoughts. Firstly, raise your hand if you feel inferior to someone once a day, or maybe once every couple of days. Me too. It’s hard to deal with, especially… Continue reading
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I Came Home from Town to Find This:
It’s a Kleenex conspiracy to stamp out people who are different by making them feel inferior. Although, if I was Head of Tissue Box Design at the Kleenex HQ, I wouldn’t use sheep, I’d use teenagers. Much more imposing… Also less likely to induce a racism row, methinks. Continue reading
