It’s a Kleenex conspiracy to stamp out people who are different by making them feel inferior.
Although, if I was Head of Tissue Box Design at the Kleenex HQ, I wouldn’t use sheep, I’d use teenagers. Much more imposing… Also less likely to induce a racism row, methinks.
Francesca's Thoughts 
We have loo roll, Ruby. Kleenex isn’t it.
Anyway, true men use newspaper… Preferably The Daily Mail.
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I meant to blow your nose, dummy.
But…but that scratches your delicate bits D:
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THAT’S RACIST.
also, true men use loo roll.
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