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I Came Home from Town to Find This:

      

  It’s a Kleenex conspiracy to stamp out people who are different by making them feel inferior.

  Although, if I was Head of Tissue Box Design at the Kleenex HQ, I wouldn’t use sheep, I’d use teenagers. Much more imposing… Also less likely to induce a racism row, methinks.

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3 responses to “I Came Home from Town to Find This:”

  1. Francesca Burke Avatar
    Francesca Burke

    We have loo roll, Ruby. Kleenex isn’t it.

    Anyway, true men use newspaper… Preferably The Daily Mail.

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    1. WashableRaccoon Avatar
      WashableRaccoon

      I meant to blow your nose, dummy.

      But…but that scratches your delicate bits D:

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  2. WashableRaccoon Avatar
    WashableRaccoon

    THAT’S RACIST.

    also, true men use loo roll.

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