Colour · Complaints · Movies · My Family and Other Animals · THE WORLD *head in hands*

It’s That Time of Week Again

  Meet Phil.

  He is my family’s Dogs Trust sponsor dog, and I want to visit him, but Google Maps has informed me that Dogs Trust Shoreham is near Brighton, which is Down South, thus hard to get to. Wanted to share his ears with the world as they are quite spectacular.

  I believe today is 4th of July, and I celebrated not having to be part of a nation that invented the cheeseburger by going to see Eclipse with Ellen. I laughed, but in the wrong places… Kristen Whatsit can’t act, I have little hope for Shovel Face and Taylor Lautner needs to wear a shirt. I have a Bella key chain, though, because we got huge Tango and popcorn,  and the Odeon rewards fat people. I will take it to school tomorrow and we can deface her!

  The more observant of you will have noticed that the colour I’m typing in is a shade different to what I normally write in. Literally a shade, because a reliable source (Elizabeth) told me she couldn’t read the luminous green. I have reason to believe it’s her eyesight, but never let it be said I don’t pay attention to my readers – or my best friend – so I have altered it slightly. Since I made the header with the colours I usually write with in mind, it would suck if no one can actually read them. Drop me a comment and tell me what you think.

  Oh, here is the link to my most recent work, Ruby’s birthday present:

  The World’s First Feminist Dodo

  I’m off to watch Top Gear,


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