I started this post trying to be a resourceful journalist, but it’s too much hassle and a bit stalker-like. Instead I will tell you that the reason MCR’s album is taking so long to be created is because Gerard is busy playing with sparklers. For more information, see Chantal Claret’s Twitter and her 4th of July video. Then listen out for New Jersey accents.
So, dear readers, I know that two of you at least go to my school and at least one does not. For the one that does not, here is what goes on at lunchtime. Also morning break. Assembly. Lessons.
Tatchiana: “And then my OC was soooo gay…”
Hollie: “I’m telling you, he’s gay.”
Sarah: “HE WEREN’T NO SHOE SHINE, HE GOT, TROJAN FOOTBALL…”
Hayley: “He died, and he never said goodbye…”
Elisa: *frowns**mutters about serial killers**Swindles someone out of ten quid**Gives ten quid to a year seven*
Tayler: “MY WRISTS, MY WRISTS!!!”
Tobi: “And then his banana fell out.”
Robyn: “For the fifth time, Tayler, no.”
Chloe: *kisses whoever’s closest**gives Frank pigtails**spanks Elizabeth*
Natalie: “EEEE!!!” [to envision this, think of a cat getting castrated. Raise the pitch]
Frank: *various grunting noises*
Rhiannon: “Then Gerry Butler took his clothes off and I was like WOW!”
Ruby: “Hum, num, num, dodo, gay men, dodo, men, gay dodo…”
Please bear in mind this is simultaneous. No wonder everyone avoids us…
Thank you to Elizabeth for creating this. I hope I did the extras justice.
8 thoughts on “SHSG: What the Teachers Don’t (Want To) See”
Listening?! Who needs listening?! We gush out our problems on MSN!
I am slightly disturbed by your conversation…
The funny thing is, they aren’t conversations. It all goes on at once, punctuated by the odd, “SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME [insert name and curseword here] I’M TALKING!”
I see, sounds interesting, me and my friends normally talk over each other but we kind of listen too…
Of course it’s accurate. We see each other everyday.
Oh, m’God. If she starts wearing that Keri Hilson clobber Miomi’s banana might actually fall out.
Oh god no. D:
And also, I just noticed that I DROP MY Hs >:U
It is…truly terrible
You’re morphing into Sarah.
Give it a fortnight and you’ll like the Beatles.
That is… surprisingly accurate.
Pssst…I think Tobi is going to get her done like this:http://www.jairdynast.net/mp3/sites/default/files/imagecache/imgscale/keri-hilson.jpg