Jimmy Urine
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“It is a long time since my last visit… I must say, your agapanthuses are flourishing.” (and by ‘agapanthuses’ I mean ‘willingness to read whatever shit I throw at you’)
And by ‘are’ I mean ‘is’. This may sound slightly unprofessional of me, but I hope you’ll forgive me when I say that my Googling skills have been diminished somewhat because I spent about two-thirds of my half term rereading Harry Potter (which is also, incidentally, why I’m trying to talk like Dumbledore): Does anyone Continue reading
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The Meaning of Life.
Last night my friends and I had the wonderfully scarring experience of seeing Mindless Self Indulgence play at the HMV Forum in Kentish Town. We’ve put together a list of everything we learnt: Queueing is wonderful when you have a black Sharpie and meet people who love Queen, and stand next to the door from Continue reading
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In case you hadn’t twigged, I’m not partaking in ‘Post a Day’
Why hello, children. Happy 2012! I know it’s the seventh, but I’ve been struck down by a case of Back to School Itis and a cold. But never fear, because I have some YouTube videos that you can watch, instead of me telling you what it was like having someone play the drum part of Continue reading
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Complaining About Kerrang! Magazine and Other Links to YouTube
I’m still in the middle of catching up with everything, so I’m going to post a blog that I originally wrote for the mini-series I’m Somewhere Hot and You’re Probably Not in August, which never published because I forgot to press buttons. If that doesn’t keep you ticking over, then go and vote for My Chem Continue reading
