Christmas
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Funny Story…
On Tuesday I woke up at eleven, which I never do, cooked breakfast, which I never do, and decided to chill out all day, which I never do. “I’ll write a leisurely blog and maybe go to the library,” I thought, “then catch up on some TV.” I did catch up on some TV, but Continue reading
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We’ve Got to Stop Meeting Like This…
Sunday again. I meant to write yesterday but then I watched Strictly and an old episode of Sherlock and really, those two things can’t be interrupted by intelligent work. Apparently it’s now just 31 days until Christmas, which apparently I’m supposed to be excited about? If I get excited now – and there is a teeny tiny Continue reading
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Goats in the Road…
I can see tourists looking at goats. Goats are good, they are very relaxed and like to walk down the road with you. Quietly reflecting today about how a) I am never running a contest again, lazy sods and b) it’s almost Halloween, and there is no evidence of it except for an olive tree Continue reading
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Merry Christmas Snowflakes, Here’s a Delightful Story to Warm Your Bones
I wrote it and everything. Big thank yous to Lakshmy Mathur for the artwork and Martin who runs Story Shack for sorting out my weird formatting. Season’s greetings snowflakes! If you could tell me what you think it would be like receiving a gift from you. As opposed to for you, and let’s face it Continue reading
