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2016 Rang, It Wants Its ‘Shittest Year of the Decade’ Crown Back
Right, 2019, you need to get your act together. We’re approaching 2016 levels of fuckery and I’m starting to get suspicious and slightly paranoid. Fred had a seizure and died last week. When I stop having horrible flashbacks and feeling guilty for not doing more for him, I’ll probably feel philosophical about the circle of… Continue reading
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In which I’ve become an eco-warrior
Does anyone else do this thing about a week before they go on holiday where they look at their pre-holiday to do list and a piece of their soul melts irreparably? I’m spending five days in Zante from Monday and I’ve never been more pleased with Past Francesca’s holiday-planning judgement, although if I’d known I… Continue reading
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Let me introduce you to a friend
I want to tell you all about a friend of mine. He moved to England a few years ago for a better life, but he speaks very little English, hasn’t yet found a job and has never, as far as I’m aware, paid any tax. He sits around a lot and his efforts to integrate with… Continue reading
