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Ruby’s Social Experiment to Go to Sleep, or, How to Become a Raving Lesbian in Six Steps
Scene: Victoria Sea View Hotel, Scarborough, Yorkshire Step 1) When a person knocks on the door, turn out light and pretend to be asleep before the door opens (there is no lock). Step 2) Sarah walks in and asks for her iPod back. Step 3) Within a second, two or three… Continue reading
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I Challenge You Not to Love This
I want to hate it. I really want to. I had this whole theory going about Bob being locked in a cupboard and the last four years being a social experiment, but no. They just had to wait for Mikey’s hair to get long enough that they could dye it blonde. All… Continue reading
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I Need… AA?!
Do you ever get that feeling where you’re right on the edge of something brilliant, but you’re too lazy to think of it? Part of me reckons I’ve got a touch of artistitis after a slight cold which I’ve given most people in the immediate vicinity, but there’s no diagnosis for the dreaded… Continue reading
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Politics, Preachers and Pansy
Today I got asked, while playing my guitar, if I played the guitar. No. Of course not. Here is a snippet of said guitar: I put on the Stig sticker to cover a chip, but there are quite a few scratches on her (him? It?) so I was thinking I’d buy… Continue reading
