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I Used to Say There’s Nothing in this World to Make Me Suicidal. I Was Wrong.
I know for a fact that no one’s going to read this until at least Monday, because the whole of Europe is completely fixated on Eurovision. Which, I’m sorry, is a modern-day League of Nations. Okay, so there have been a few good Eurovision acts. I love me a bit of Abba… I also saw… Continue reading
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This Five Day Week Deal is Tough Shit, My Friends (I haven’t done this since March)
Unless something very drastic and/or exciting happens in the next couple of weeks, this is going to be my last wordy blog in a while, for a couple of reasons: first, I have some exams coming up at school, and I’m told they’re a big deal… I’ve decided to revise for them, anyway (cue applause).… Continue reading
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May the Fourth Be With You, Etc.
Joke overheard while I was getting books out of my locker this lunchtime: “Prince Harry has been reported missing after going to a costume party in Pakistan.” Heh heh. While we’re on the subject, how stupid/genius have the people at Fox News been lately? First Glenn Beck, now this: To slightly quote Nick Frost on… Continue reading
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Well, This Has Been an Interesting Day Off.
“Don’t let her marry a Greek, will you?” These are the wise words offered to my dad by my nan, about me, just as Will and Kate got married. At least, I think it was. I did rather have trouble paying attention after a while. Although the Archbishop – NOT THE POPE, ISOBEL, NOT THE POPE… Continue reading
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