THE WORLD *head in hands*
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“I’m not worried about the rapists in the open camp, but I am about the dozens of fuel bottles anyone could set light to.”
Good evening. I am very glad that even famous in-laws go to great lengths to prove they like each other: I love my feet. Also my thighs. Back. Arms. Shoulders. Kneecaps. Shower. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned I am partaking in the Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award Scheme, and in case… Continue reading
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I. Am. Not. A. Freaking. Genius.
My mother embarked on holiday to Greece yesterday with my aunts and has left my dad, my brother and I to look after ourselves for a week. Can’t say I blame her. I was kind of dreading it because it’s a Duke of Edinburgh expedition on Saturday, and I have English coursework due… Continue reading
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Now Some of the Actual Scenery.
Credits to Ruby. I was not aware my teeth were that nice. I think I screwed up my stats last post, so: There are 137 Commonwealth cemeteries in the Ypres area 90,00 of the men who died in the Salient have no known grave. Their memorials are at Tyne Cot and the Menin Gate (their… Continue reading
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WWI: Started 1914, Finished 1945
Gotta love the Europeans. For a country that only contains 731,000,000 people, we sure are good at fucking up the rest of the planet. Which is apparently marginally less than sixty billion people. Here is some evidence of this: Can you guess where we went yet? No? Here’s some more clues. I… Continue reading
