THE WORLD *head in hands*
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I Came Home from Town to Find This:
It’s a Kleenex conspiracy to stamp out people who are different by making them feel inferior. Although, if I was Head of Tissue Box Design at the Kleenex HQ, I wouldn’t use sheep, I’d use teenagers. Much more imposing… Also less likely to induce a racism row, methinks. Continue reading
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My Fate Is In Your Hands… Don’t Drop It.
I have caught the sun on my shoulders, arms, chest and back. Yes, ‘catching the sun’ does mean sunburn. I’m pretty dark so I always forget, when the sun comes out, that I need sun cream. Now it’s painful to wear a rucksack. The reason I got so, ahem, tanned, was that… Continue reading
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Emoshit
There is really no excuse for slitting your wrists. There’s an excuse for self-harming, definitely – why do alcoholics become alcoholics? I listen to Mindless Self Indulgence loudly, people smoke or take drugs, get addicted to daytime TV. There are a lot of people in the world who don’t like themselves, and I’m… Continue reading
