THE WORLD *head in hands*
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English Person: “Merry Christmas!” American: “Don’t you mean ‘happy holidays’?” English Person: “Er, no.”
I’m pretty into Christmas. I’m not a Christian the other 364 days a year, so I’m not going to pretend it’s all about Baby Jesus – my favourite part is the lights. You know, it’s dark by four o’clock and the ten minutes of sun we do get are when we’re in class… Continue reading
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Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)
We did this in Maths today, my last lesson of 2010. I’m putting it on here with correct answers so you can do better than 13/22, which is what my friend and I got. My theory is that if we gave it to every adult looking to immigrate to England, and they scored less than 12,… Continue reading
