THE WORLD *head in hands* – Page 34

16/01/2011

“I think we should go and show Sarah; but I’m not actually wearing any trousers.”

Good evening. Or is it the afternoon still? The clock says a quarter to five, but my curtains are shut. Discuss below. Anyway, here is the evidence of my weekend: There’s more, but I can’t get my mini SD card out of my phone to stick them on here. Also I can’t give away… Continue reading

August 2010, January 2011, My Family and Other Animals, Photogenius, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Costa Coffee, Indifferent Ignorance, karmic retribution, module, Primark, weekend

11/01/2011

I Only Have One Thing to Say:

I don’t care what today’s date reads: 11th January, kindly go and fuck yourself. I’m too woozy to elaborate, sorry. Wait, except this: If I catch diphtheria, tetanus or polio now I will be majorly pissed and sue the NHS. Also that a copying error in a piece of work is not… Continue reading

Complaints, February 2010, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Diphtheria, National Health Service, NHS, Tetanus, Vaccination

09/01/2011

This Time One Week Ago, I Was a Bat. Complete With Cave.

I pause in my revising of ultrasound waves to talk about the first week back at school. Jesus H. Christ. How can a week only four days long go on forever????? If you answer that question, I will give you a million pounds. Or a guest-post explaining it. But – seriously – I don’t get… Continue reading

January 2011, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*, TV

back at school, Christmas, E4, first week back, Glee, glee club, high school, Indifferent Ignorance

27/12/2010

2010 Things I Did in 2010 (okay maybe not)

According to my calendar, there’s four days of 2010 left. Since it’s highly doubtful anything life-changing will take place before midnight on the 31st, I thought I’d jump on the ‘my year’ bandwagon before everyone jumps off. Or it’s 2011. Whichever comes first. Here it is: January After three months of procrastinating, I start… Continue reading