A chain email that is so excellent it should be published officially. By me, of course.
WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant
3. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
4. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
6. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
7. In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
8. In UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
I know for a fact that number eight is true. Anyone out there from any other places, please let me know how accurate this is!
Francesca's Thoughts 
Thats so brilliant!!!!!
but unfortunatley, i didnt see it pop up in my inbox. whta were you doing up at 4 in the morning?????
but i was on the blog post before the last one, whn the new post popped up. my computer froze though, and then reloaded the page, and voila!!!!
Bel x 🙂
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I wasn’t up…
Magic happened.
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That’s brilliant. Seriously.
I might have to go and file this away somewhere for later reference.
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Please do. Hopefully, more of these wil surface into my inbox and then on to here…
They’re good light relief and when I can’t be bothered to type. Kind of like ready-meals for gormet chefs.
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classy how u think of all this lol xx
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I didn’t think it up, Mum emailed it to me.
Also, I noticed you weren’t at karate…
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