high school
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Going Back to Hell 101
No one ever did confess to being under the age of 11 so I’m going to assume you guys are in the same-ish age bracket as me and are school-age. By ‘school age’ I mean ‘in compulsory education’. I’m technically university age but am also technically on a gap year and I don’t have a clue how Continue reading
‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’, A Levels, a short guide, advice, all-girls grammar schools, Camp Half-Blood, Dustin Lance Black’s Instagram, GCSEs, going back to school, high school, Hogwarts, Indifferent Ignorance, Jimmy Urine, Mo Farrah, MSI, organisation, senior school, stationery is important, surviving school, Tim Minchin GIF -
Dear: Friends in Room 9
I would like to say that if any of my friends who have lessons in Room 9 saw a pencil-case on the filing cabinet recently that looks suspiciously like this: THEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED IT UP, LOOKED AT THE NAME ON THE RAFFLE TICKETS AND GIVEN THE GODDAMN PENCIL CASE TO ME, PREFERABLY SLAPPING WHOEVER IT WAS Continue reading
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This Time One Week Ago, I Was a Bat. Complete With Cave.
I pause in my revising of ultrasound waves to talk about the first week back at school. Jesus H. Christ. How can a week only four days long go on forever????? If you answer that question, I will give you a million pounds. Or a guest-post explaining it. But – seriously – I don’t get Continue reading
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Yo, Subscribers, Click the Link and READ THE WEBSITE.
If I start this blog any more times I’m going to get carpal tunnel. A few years ago, I met this girl through a mutual friend. I’d heard her name on the grapevine, mostly bitchy comments, and when I met her I kind of thought “Is this it?” With a French plait and Continue reading
