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Saturday Papers: It’s Not Completely Shite Edition
I will be at work when you guys read this, so leave me a comment for me to read on my phone on my lunch break. It’s been a shit week, generally speaking – and specifically speaking now I come to think about it – so I thought I’d collate some of the good things… Continue reading
31 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who’s Had A Period, Donald Trump is a dick, Indifferent Ignorance, Orange is the New Black series 4, period jokes, Straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realises he’s fallen in love with him, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, This Diagram Explains Trump’s Response To Orlando -
Adulthood is a Lie
I’ve given it some thought in recent days (and weeks and months and years) and I’ve come to the conclusion that adults are dicks. ‘Don’t lie,’ they tell us when someone’s scribbled on the wallpaper. ‘You must always tell the truth.’ So, adults: why did you spend the first two decades of our lives telling… Continue reading
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I Summon Thee, Bullshitticus
I’ve been feeling a little bit short on inspiration lately, but I’m trying not to just shut off the page when I can’t think of the next sentence, so this is version three of today’s blog and I will fucking make a statement: I am considering rescinding my atheism. Don’t worry, I haven’t found God.… Continue reading
