My Family and Other Animals
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2016 Rang, It Wants Its ‘Shittest Year of the Decade’ Crown Back
Right, 2019, you need to get your act together. We’re approaching 2016 levels of fuckery and I’m starting to get suspicious and slightly paranoid. Fred had a seizure and died last week. When I stop having horrible flashbacks and feeling guilty for not doing more for him, I’ll probably feel philosophical about the circle of Continue reading
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Check Out the Ace Dental Work
Happy birthday America. Let’s just say that I will always be more inclined to say that than I will to celebrate 23rd June. So this weekend my big-ish little brother aged substantially and to celebrate I bought him an poo-shaped emoji cushion and a poker set (the former because I thought of him when I Continue reading
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Well, It’s a Good Thing We Weren’t Planning on Winning Eurovision Again
I thought I’d let the dust settle on last Thursday before attempting to write a coherent sentence about it, but at this rate that won’t happen until 2025, so I thought I might as well write anyway. I’ve not had a hugely pleasant week, to be honest. It’s hard to run marketing campaigns when no one’s Continue reading
