May 2010
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I Came Home from Town to Find This:
It’s a Kleenex conspiracy to stamp out people who are different by making them feel inferior. Although, if I was Head of Tissue Box Design at the Kleenex HQ, I wouldn’t use sheep, I’d use teenagers. Much more imposing… Also less likely to induce a racism row, methinks. Continue reading
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My Fate Is In Your Hands… Don’t Drop It.
I have caught the sun on my shoulders, arms, chest and back. Yes, ‘catching the sun’ does mean sunburn. I’m pretty dark so I always forget, when the sun comes out, that I need sun cream. Now it’s painful to wear a rucksack. The reason I got so, ahem, tanned, was that Continue reading
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It’s Raining Outside…
… And I can see a seagull flying above the trees in the next street outside my window. I have nothing to add to this, I just think that everyone should look out the window and enjoy the rain. Appreciate the wind, maybe watch Doctor Who if you missed it yesterday. This is Continue reading
