Complaints

11/01/2011

I Only Have One Thing to Say:

I don’t care what today’s date reads: 11th January, kindly go and fuck yourself. I’m too woozy to elaborate, sorry. Wait, except this: If I catch diphtheria, tetanus or polio now I will be majorly pissed and sue the NHS. Also that a copying error in a piece of work is not Continue reading

Complaints, February 2010, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Diphtheria, National Health Service, NHS, Tetanus, Vaccination
17/12/2010

Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)

We did this in Maths today, my last lesson of 2010. I’m putting it on here with correct answers so you can do better than 13/22, which is what my friend and I got. My theory is that if we gave it to every adult looking to immigrate to England, and they scored less than 12, Continue reading

Complaints, December 2010, Holidays, Lists, Pure Insanity, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

ark, English language, foolproof way to cap immigration, France, government, humour, immigrants, immigration, Indifferent Ignorance, Isle of Man, maths, monkeys, Moses, Mount Everest, riff-raff, Sunday, The Intelligence Test, trick questions, United States, York
14/12/2010

Ruby and Francesca Judge a Talent Show, Professionally and With No Prejudice Whatsoever

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Colour, Complaints, December 2010, Music, Pure Insanity, School, Scriptures, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Francesca, humour, Indifferent Ignorance, judging, passing notes, Ruby, School, SHSG, SHSG talent show, talent show
26/11/2010

Just Your Average Friday

Visualise this. My Physics’ teacher’s classroom, 9:30ish am, Friday morning. Usually a scene of utter pain and confusion on my part. Today, however, we had a cover, and everyone talked rather a lot. So much, in fact, Ruby felt comfortable waving a sheet at me from her bench. “You can tell an English person drew this, can’t Continue reading

Complaints, November 2010, Photogenius, Pure Insanity, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Britain, chips, England, fish, fish and chips, France, Friday, Indifferent Ignorance, Physics, planet Earth, plate tectonics, School

Complaints

I Only Have One Thing to Say:

Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)

Ruby and Francesca Judge a Talent Show, Professionally and With No Prejudice Whatsoever

Just Your Average Friday