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Things You Can Get Me for My Birthday

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2 responses to “Things You Can Get Me for My Birthday”

  1. i’d like to know more about professional hashtagging.
    smelling books. you’d think manufacturers of e-book type things would’ve cottoned on and would allow users to purchase sachets of “book smell” to make it a full-on book experience.
    happy birthday – hope you get all the things you desire. not just now, not just this birthday. EVERY birthday!!! and other days too 😀

    1. It’s not my actual birthday for another month, but these things are best planned. But thank you! I am feeling those warm bday feelings early.

      I have an issue with hashtagging that the rest of the world is oblivious to, especially on Instagram: why fill your super important text box with SEO-boosting phrases which look like shit to the average viewer? Why not put your pretty words in the caption then leave a comment full of hashtags which most viewers can easily ignore? WHY? I am thinking of writing an e-book about this,

      Speaking of e-books, I can’t believe no one’s made a book smell sachet yet. I mean we’d know it was fake, like air fresheners that smell of the countryside in a house next to a motorway, but I’d appreciate the effort.

      Also I love your little profile picture! Is that a lettuce leaf?

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