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It’s a Good Thing I Never Expected Anything Better.

  I was going to write about the Teletubbies’ brain stems. Then I went to Sainsbury’s with the idea of buying the edition of NME in which Ray Toro got insulted (lovehandles?! Seriously?!) and bought Kerrang! as well. NME only had a review of Danger Days with all the usual crap about My Chem getting colourful with the hair dye.

  Read. The. Words:

  TELL ME THE COUNTRY ISN’T GOING TO SHIT.

  TELL ME.

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5 responses to “It’s a Good Thing I Never Expected Anything Better.”

  1. WashableRaccoon Avatar
    WashableRaccoon

    COULD I COULD I COULD I please read the NME article?

    Also, wat.

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    1. Francesca Burke Avatar
      Francesca Burke

      I’ll bring them both in for you lovely overexcited children 😀

      ADVENT.

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      1. WashableRaccoon Avatar
        WashableRaccoon

        OH YEAH WHOOPS

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  2. bel Avatar
    bel

    The country IS going to shit. soz. lets hope they make a nice pretty turd out of it when it comes.

    thats what the bread i made in school looked like. a turd. but it tasted good. maybe we are just talented cooks. who make food in different shapes.
    e.g cake-cookies
    turd-bread.
    lets start a business.

    but yeah. bye. 🙂

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    1. Francesca Burke Avatar
      Francesca Burke

      Let’s.

      We could call it Food Poisoning Is For Wimps.

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