March 2010 · School *choke* · THE WORLD *head in hands*

I’m Going to Test Your IQ.

  Today a policeman visited our school and told us that Facebook is a dangerous and fickle thing, so thank God we’ll have to pay for it soon, and who here has Facebook, and that’s most of Year Seven, and that’s illegal, don’t you know.

  As there are so many paedophiliacs out there, I thought I’d advertise myself to them by telling them all about myself!

  • I am a five foot seven willowy blonde with enchanting green eyes that are aways etched with pretty eyeliner. I was born in 1982.
  • I favour lots of jewelery, especially hoopy earrings, and I love floral patterns, Steve McQueen designs. My favourite shoes are my six-inch heels which I bought in London.
  • I excel at sport, I have run for England before now. I also do yoga everyday and can get my legs behind my head.
  • My favourite movie is Bride Wars, I am totally in love with Orlando Bloom and I am going to see JLS in concert this year.

  Have fun, old men with multiple identities, handcuffs in your car and a fetish for schoolkids. I hope you rot in hell.

  In other news, according to the stats on this blog, I have quite a few visitors to this here bloggie. Even if you subscribe and read this in an email, do me a favour and say something witty in the comment box. I’ll willingly meet you outside McDonald’s if you do.

  Tiffy Lindsey Hope Sofie Wrought-Smith VI


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