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17/12/2010

Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)

We did this in Maths today, my last lesson of 2010. I’m putting it on here with correct answers so you can do better than 13/22, which is what my friend and I got. My theory is that if we gave it to every adult looking to immigrate to England, and they scored less than 12, Continue reading

Complaints, December 2010, Holidays, Lists, Pure Insanity, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

ark, English language, foolproof way to cap immigration, France, government, humour, immigrants, immigration, Indifferent Ignorance, Isle of Man, maths, monkeys, Moses, Mount Everest, riff-raff, Sunday, The Intelligence Test, trick questions, United States, York
24/09/2010

Ruby’s Social Experiment to Go to Sleep, or, How to Become a Raving Lesbian in Six Steps

Scene: Victoria Sea View Hotel, Scarborough, Yorkshire Step 1) When a person knocks on the door, turn out light and pretend to be asleep before the door opens (there is no lock). Step 2) Sarah walks in and asks for her iPod back. Step 3) Within a second, two or three Continue reading

Colour, Holidays, Lists, Photogenius, School, September 2010, THE WORLD *head in hands*

England, Flamborough Head, Indifferent Ignorance, lesbians, North York Moors, Scarborough, UK, Victoria Sea View Hotel, York, Yorkshire
17/09/2010

I Need… AA?!

Do you ever get that feeling where you’re right on the edge of something brilliant, but you’re too lazy to think of it? Part of me reckons I’ve got a touch of artistitis after a slight cold which I’ve given most people in the immediate vicinity, but there’s no diagnosis for the dreaded Continue reading

Complaints, School, THE WORLD *head in hands*

Artistitis, DeviantART, Green Day, guitar, Indifferent Ignorance, Morningwood, Scarborough, school trip, York, Yorkshire, YouTube

York

Frank’s Immigration Test (a way to keep out the riff-raff)

Ruby’s Social Experiment to Go to Sleep, or, How to Become a Raving Lesbian in Six Steps

I Need… AA?!