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2016 Rang, It Wants Its ‘Shittest Year of the Decade’ Crown Back
Right, 2019, you need to get your act together. We’re approaching 2016 levels of fuckery and I’m starting to get suspicious and slightly paranoid. Fred had a seizure and died last week. When I stop having horrible flashbacks and feeling guilty for not doing more for him, I’ll probably feel philosophical about the circle of Continue reading
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Let me introduce you to a friend
I want to tell you all about a friend of mine. He moved to England a few years ago for a better life, but he speaks very little English, hasn’t yet found a job and has never, as far as I’m aware, paid any tax. He sits around a lot and his efforts to integrate with Continue reading
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How to Have a Snow Day When You’re An Adult
IT’S SNOWING! I haven’t had a snow day since I was 17, but I also didn’t have to go into my office job today and was going to work from home regardless. Not remotely fair, and the desire to curl up with a book is immense. The snuggle struggle is real, you guys. But I Continue reading
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In Which My Dog Cleans His Teeth
Today I learnt that in the three-and-a-half years they’ve been open, my WordAds adverts have earned me a total of $14.74. I feel this is representative of my career as an artist. As you may have noticed if you’re reading this onsite instead of in the email inbox (does anyone still do that?), I’ve made Continue reading
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