October 2011
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“If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around to hear it does it make a sound?” I dunno, but it might crush some flowers.
It’s weird when you come home from school and find an upside-down tree in your back garden. Then you discover that the tree felling people who are massacring the neighbours’ hedges have extended their services to your neighbours’ garden, and somehow a conifer (flew? Teleported?) managed to get into your mum’s flower bed. What was more Continue reading
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I’M NOT DEAD!
Some of you might have noticed that your inbox/Twitter timelines have been conspicuously empty of my ranting recently, so I thought I’d better explain before you all assume I’ve been eaten by the Content Monster or something. Firstly, I’ve been really really busy. Partly with school and partly with a massively crap cold that’s made me into Continue reading
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Start the Week As You Intend to Continue: By Doing My Bidding!
Happy Sunday everyone! It’s a little known fact that Sunday is the first day of the week. I learnt this in RS; Saturday is Jewish Sabbath and the final day of the week, and the early Christians moved their day of worship to Sunday because Jesus was resurrected on a Sunday, and Jews didn’t like them preaching Continue reading
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The Ways of the Universe
It’s true that you learn something new every day. On Monday, I learnt that there is a website called MarryYourPet.com. There is also a sister site, DivorceYourPet.com. Please, someone, tell me they’re a wind up. Some of the people in the stories need therapy. Yesterday, I found out two new things. The first is that Continue reading
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