June 2016
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Well, It’s a Good Thing We Weren’t Planning on Winning Eurovision Again
I thought I’d let the dust settle on last Thursday before attempting to write a coherent sentence about it, but at this rate that won’t happen until 2025, so I thought I might as well write anyway. I’ve not had a hugely pleasant week, to be honest. It’s hard to run marketing campaigns when no one’s Continue reading
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Saturday Papers: It’s Not Completely Shite Edition
I will be at work when you guys read this, so leave me a comment for me to read on my phone on my lunch break. It’s been a shit week, generally speaking – and specifically speaking now I come to think about it – so I thought I’d collate some of the good things Continue reading
31 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who’s Had A Period, Donald Trump is a dick, Indifferent Ignorance, Orange is the New Black series 4, period jokes, Straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realises he’s fallen in love with him, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, This Diagram Explains Trump’s Response To Orlando -
Adulthood is a Lie
I’ve given it some thought in recent days (and weeks and months and years) and I’ve come to the conclusion that adults are dicks. ‘Don’t lie,’ they tell us when someone’s scribbled on the wallpaper. ‘You must always tell the truth.’ So, adults: why did you spend the first two decades of our lives telling Continue reading
