Christmas
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Christmas in September, and Other Small Ways I Damn My Soul to Hell
I wasn’t sure of a lot growing up – books disintegrate in the bath some days, but on others they just go crackly and if that’s not a sign the universe is a risky place, I don’t know what is – but I was sure of one thing: Christmas marketing in September is for wankers. There is Continue reading
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Want a Christmas Present? feat. Rock ‘n’ Roll Xmas Videos
Never let it be said that I eschew Christmas traditions. It’s a tradition that I subject you to the world’s best Christmas music every year. Okay and now I have a present for you guys. Yes, even you, person who stumbled across this on a weird tag. Those of you who come here sporadically might Continue reading
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One Direction Sweets and Spirulina
Have I shown you guys any Christmas presents? This is one of my favourites: I still haven’t asked if it was funny or serious or just an excuse to buy Love Hearts. What has everyone else received or given? Anything world-changingly wonderful, like a well for Somalian schoolchildren, or something more last minute, like sale-price Continue reading
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TV And Chocolate Central 2014
I just realised that the Indifferent Ignorance Awards, which I thought I posted two days ago, shows up on the site as being posted on the 21st, when I started the draft. I’m going to have to get a grip on this Internet lark in 2015… I’m quite busy at the moment, which is weird Continue reading
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